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 * Vladimir Kozlovski (pictured) is a dumb nigger. He is the blackest retard gorilla nigger I have ever seen.
 * A group of horny poles emerge in Lipnitia, ravaging 90% of boypussy in the country.
 * Former Lipnitian Chairman of the Council of Ministers Vladimir Miedviedievič has been sucked and fucked dry.
 * Record seedfall hits Lipnitia, with some areas seeing an accumulated depth of over 1 feed.
 * Lipnitian President Vladimir Kozlovski appoints George Floyd as Chief Banana Mayo Sandwich Chef.
 * An allegedly miscalculated Bloodian air strike destroys the Kadolhan embassy in the Nayili Republic.